Day: January 3, 2014

Oh no! It’s getting warmer?

But I just attained ‘Step Three’ in balaclava perfection!OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAStep One: Find a balaclava with handles (in case you have to get pulled out of a snowbank) in a carrot colour to attract frozen donkey brains.
OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAStep Two: While braving -40’C temperatures either: a) stop breathing; or
b) using something close at hand find a way to cover most of face while practicing mouth breathing away from said carrot top; or …
Bella Visitors 2… after ‘reading’ the looks of friends’ faces …
OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAStep Three: Use pumpkin carving tools to create near perfection (near because it took years of practice to become a nose breather in the first place!) 😉

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