But I just attained ‘Step Three’ in balaclava perfection!
Step One: Find a balaclava with handles (in case you have to get pulled out of a snowbank) in a carrot colour to attract frozen donkey brains.
Step Two: While braving -40’C temperatures either: a) stop breathing; or
b) using something close at hand find a way to cover most of face while practicing mouth breathing away from said carrot top; or …
… after ‘reading’ the looks of friends’ faces …
Step Three: Use pumpkin carving tools to create near perfection (near because it took years of practice to become a nose breather in the first place!) 😉
